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My boyfriend is fucking gross

Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Ya, you’re mom was on there too. I’m there for the bitches n hoes, which consequently, your mother fits into both categories.

I just had the most beautiful idea for a children’s book, all because a bumblebee got stuck on the trolly with me.
I watched it freak out and fly around, disappear and come back. In a brief moment I became attached to that insect.
I imagined its life as it would have been if it were for a children’s book. And then I watched it die. I watched it crawl around and then stop moving….
And then, at the last stop I watched a man crush it with his fancy dress shoes and carry the dead body away on the sole of said shoe.
A silly notion came upon me an I wanted to weep for this poor creature. I will begin writing this book for it, may it know or care probably not. I did nothing for this being and for that I am sorry. :’/

C’mon people! 21st century where I can give you ALL my tax info online, and you decide that to still send me a 10 page letter I have to fill out with my mother in order for you to get my tax info so you can fix my financial aid??? WHY CAN’T I JUST FIX IT ONLINE!?!?! Seriously, that’s bullocks…

I hope Wolverine rapes you in you’re sleep, in the butt, with his knuckle knives!!!!!!!!!

Life was so much easier when I was a little person….

Either a murder or a fight just broke out in my living room. I would’ve looked, but I was doing math and I didn’t want to get up….. I should do my 3D crap, but I can never do that by myself; I suck so hard at that. -shrugs- So, instead of that, I read memes for about an hour and had a cheese sandwhich…. Yeah, that’s my night in a nutshell.

Earlier I fell asleep to x-files and had strange dreams involving aliens that I can’t remember now. I mean, wait I have to interrupt…. I just heard the strangest thing on Law and Order: SVU… The victim was sodimized with a banana. Wow…. Season one of this show got really strange near the end. Do people really do that??? I understand like autoerotic asphyxiation, but a banana in the rectum? Wow… I mean, wow…. I, no, I’m going to leave it there….

SO, yeah I can’t remember my alien dream… I could’ve been abducted, but the little green men say I wasn’t, so I should probably believe them. It was a dream after all… After x-files it was Law and Order, and that’s what I’m watching now. I know, fun right? I’m on a banana episode and I’m hungry like a woooooooooolf….

So, I did really nice things today, well as far as I know. Work was SOOO PACKED, I work at Gamestop for those of you who don’t know. Made the top 20 list last week, uhm getting more hours next week, aaaaaaaaaand I gave my manager my two day trolly pass cause he was broke (that’s what you get for buying the collector’s edition of DIABLO III instead of food and transport cash, but I guess I can’t blame you. I hear the game is great)… I had to by a one way, and then another two day at the trolly station… Good karma? PUH-LEEEZ? I could use it. Running low on cash, gotta get my shit back home.. I bet my followers LOVE to read my ranting… Again, I don’t know how to get the nifty little linky Personal——> or whatever thing that you can click instead of seeing my brick of crap. I’m bound to start exercising… I need to. I need to sleep better and exercise.

Now, here’s a picture of a banana to end my rantings!

I did almost, absolutely nothing today… Which is bad! I downloaded some 3D software onto my computer, which took two hours :/ and I can use it to do my 3D homework. I hate 3D; I’m more of a traditional person. I digress.

My trade requires evolution. You don’t see video games done in 2D and the only room you can get in 2D is if you’re a concept artist, which is hard to achieve. I won’t give up; I just wish it was a might bit easier. Would be much cooler if I could just get it. If I keep practicing, maybe it’ll catch on. It’s not working so far.

I also had the pleasure of listening to some very annoying, Mexican girls on the trolly. They were cussing in front of kids. Now, I’ve done this before and I am being a bit of a hypocrite when I complain, but their cussing was…. It was raunchy. Besides, I don’t like hearing about your dad who’s in jail. I don’t care, and I don’t care that you don’t care! Shut your ugly mouth. :/

Tomorrow I’m going to a festival for some catholic church in El Cajon. :) it will remind me of home…. I can’t wait honestly!!!

As for this tumblr turning into my bloggity, I’m sorry to my followers. I’ll continue to post stupid pictures, but I’ll also be doing this. I need some sort of diary after all.

I’ve been awake for a while now, I mean obviously all day, but I just realized how utterly late it is and I’m waiting on my laundry to dry so I don’t have to mess with it tomorrow. Between watching Hey Arnold and Law and Order SVU, I’ve been up a gooooood while. What have I done all day? Nothing, god I’m worthless some days.

I keep telling myself I’m going to work out today, but today never seems to come. Odd isn’t it? I’m so lazy; I need a kick in the ass. There’s no specific motivation for me right now. Between the creative frustration and the academic stress, I just can’t seem to fall asleep or fit anything else in. Crazy.

Not that any of my followers REALLY care, I mean I know you don’t. Half of my stuff is only looked at cause it mentions Legend of Zelda, Dr. Who, or my extremely boring lifestyle of finding pictures and posting them. I’m not for the followers anyway, so I digress.

I wanna start my own web comic sometime soon, I just don’t know what about…. Simple panels of my life probably. I’ll have to sketch out a character, or well me…. If all goes well, maybe it’ll be worth it.